Hi! My name is Julie. I'm 19. Obsessed with movies and quotes. I love writing, hence the url. I am in love with Dylan O'Brien and Bradley James. I reblog Merlin, Doctor Who, Supernatural, Harry Potter, Avengers, The Hunger Games, Psych and Teen Wolf. There are so many other things as well, but those are the ones that pop up the most.
if you take me on a date to a zoo, aquarium, or museum the chances of me having sex with you goes up by about 900%
tumblr has defiled my sense of humor and now I’m on this new tier of humor that no one in real life understands
Can we just talk about the thing that dylan o’brien does where he drags his face up when he kisses all open mouth and GASFNHDKJfabnldgkjnaeldgrkndkndklfgvnjdlfk
I’m an English Major. I’d like to think I have a good grasp on the English Language. So why do I still have to go through the alphabet to figure out if w becomes before or after v?
imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays
- Rolo and Juliet
- Mars Ado About Nothing
- Antonutella and Cleopatra
- Merchocolate of Venice
- Two Gentlemint of Verona
- Richerry III
I would never be online if this was real.
Guys, my paper’s getting worse and not making sense. I just wrote these two lines:
“Gazier’s main reason is that Nathalie is too young for Charging Elk, but the main point is in fact because Gazier cannot stand the thought of agreeing to let his daughter marry a zombie.”
“When he is cleared though, her father finally realizes that his poor health outweighed the belief that Charging Elk was a slice of salami.”
I DON’T EVEN LIKE SALAMI.
WHAT IS HAPPENING TO MY PAPER?